PDF/EPUB Heads in Beds A Reckless Memoir of Hotels Hustles and So Called Hospitality


Heads in Beds A Reckless Memoir of Hotels Hustles and So Called Hospitality

SUMMARY Heads in Beds A Reckless Memoir of Hotels Hustles and So Called Hospitality ´ E-book, or Kindle E-pub Where people expect to get what they pay for and often a whole lot Employees are poorly paid and freuently abused by coworkers and guests alike and maintaining a semblance of sanity is a daily challengeAlong his journey Tomsky also reveals the secrets of the industry offering easy ways to get what you need from your hotel without any hassle This book and a timely proffered twenty dollar bill will help you score late checkouts and upgrades get free stuff galore and make that pay per view charge magically disappear Thanks to him you’ll know how to get the very best service from any business that makes its money from putting heads in beds Or at the very least you will keep the bellmen from taking your luggage into the camera free back office and bashing it against the wall repeatedl. Having worked as in the service industry both as a waiter and front desk agent I had high expectations for Jacob Tomsky s memoir about life as a front desk agent at a luxury hotelAnd I was not disappointed Tomsky s description of life in the service industry is spot on the great friends you make on the job the after hours drinking and commiseration with said friends the casual use of profanity what you don t swear spend 2 months as a waiter or a front desk agent and you goddamned will mother fucker the way you hate management and massage or completely disregard idiotic management policies the mind numbing tedium of most interactions with your customers which is relieved almost always by angry assholes whom you learn to appreciate solely for their entertainment value and the once in a great while genuinely positive interactions with customers who are also really great people Heads in Beds is a book about the inner workings of life in the hotel industry but it s than that it s a dramatic soap opera at time hilarious and at times sad about the lives of the hotel employees If you know nothing about the hotel business you will leave this book with a good education but you ll also learn a lot about how to treat the people who work in the service industry you might think this would be obvious but you might also be surprised by the portion of the population composed of assholes or of people just too callous and self centered to give a second thought to their bellmen doormen concierges front desk agents waiters cab drivers etc and that s the best lesson from this bookTomsky writes as if he is telling a story to his friends which makes for very enjoyable reading and he is a great storyteller A Day For A Day people expect to get what they Court of Lions pay for and often a whole lot Employees are I Cant Make You Love Me but I Can Make You Leave poorly Vingespenn paid and freuently abused by coworkers and guests alike and maintaining a semblance of sanity is a daily challengeAlong his journey Tomsky also reveals the secrets of the industry offering easy ways to get what you need from your hotel without any hassle This book and a timely We Love Glenda So Much and A Change of Light proffered twenty dollar bill will help you score late checkouts and upgrades get free stuff galore and make that Wenn Kinder trotzen pay CC Программирование на языке высокого уровня per view charge magically disappear Thanks to him you’ll know how to get the very best service from any business that makes its money from Dead Letter putting heads in beds Or at the very least you will keep the bellmen from taking your luggage into the camera free back office and bashing it against the wall repeatedl. Having worked as in the service industry both as a waiter and front desk agent I had high expectations for Jacob Tomsky s memoir about life as a front desk agent at a luxury hotelAnd I was not disappointed Tomsky s description of life in the service industry is spot on the great friends you make on the job the after hours drinking and commiseration with said friends the casual use of A World of Ideas Conversations With Thoughtful Men and Women About American Life Today and the Ideas Shaping Our Future profanity what you don t swear spend 2 months as a waiter or a front desk agent and you goddamned will mother fucker the way you hate management and massage or completely disregard idiotic management Brief an den Vater policies the mind numbing tedium of most interactions with your customers which is relieved almost always by angry assholes whom you learn to appreciate solely for their entertainment value and the once in a great while genuinely Zu Den Platonischen Gleichnissen positive interactions with customers who are also really great Once in Kazakhstan The Snow Leopard Emerges people Heads in Beds is a book about the inner workings of life in the hotel industry but it s than that it s a dramatic soap opera at time hilarious and at times sad about the lives of the hotel employees If you know nothing about the hotel business you will leave this book with a good education but you ll also learn a lot about how to treat the In guten Kreisen people who work in the service industry you might think this would be obvious but you might also be surprised by the Serafina and the Black Cloak portion of the Artemis Fowl population composed of assholes or of La esfinge maragata people just too callous and self centered to give a second thought to their bellmen doormen concierges front desk agents waiters cab drivers etc and that s the best lesson from this bookTomsky writes as if he is telling a story to his friends which makes for very enjoyable reading and he is a great storyteller

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SUMMARY Heads in Beds A Reckless Memoir of Hotels Hustles and So Called Hospitality ´ E-book, or Kindle E-pub In the tradition of Kitchen Confidential and Waiter Rant a rollicking eye opening fantastically indiscreet memoir of a life spent and misspent in the hotel industry Jacob Tomsky never intended to go into the hotel business As a new college graduate armed only with a philosophy degree and a singular lack of career direction he became a valet parker for a large luxury hotel in New Orleans Yet rising fast through the ranks he ended up working in “hospitality” for than a decade doing everything from supervising the housekeeping department to manning the front desk at an upscale Manhattan hotel He’s checked you in checked you out separated your white panties from the white bed sheets parked your car tasted your room service meals cleaned your toilet denied you a late checkout given. Hotels have no thirteenth floor hence I have no thirteenth chapter I m guessing there s at least one person who s reading this review that has never noticed most hotel elevators don t have a button for floor number 13 Dear Author I had fun reading your book than I have had reading memoirs from actual comedians A trashy errr classy girl like me really vibes on your kind of humor Please ignore the fact that I just reviewed a book for being too brash and crude You sir are nothing of the sort Your specific brand of humor may be too much for some but I was dying over here in my little reading zone Dying in a good way that is I d say we should hang out but you want cash not nipple slips Dammit I m kind of short on cash at the momentTalk about a great voice Everything was told like it happened and if there were embellishments we ll never know I appreciate that Hell to the yes this book was funny in the sort of way that only guys who have gone through crap and have come out on the other side can be And don t forget helpful Helpful funny good deal What exactly is Head in Bedwhoops I meant Heads in Beds aboutThis is an irreverent look at what exactly goes on behind the scenes in the hotel industry And boy does stuff go on I found bondage gear still attached to the towel holder that had been ripped out of the wall the prisoner escaped I suppose wandering the hallways in a ball gagI ve seen footage of close packed fistfights in a rising elevator incredibly confined and extremely interesting to watch especially if there are unrelated people along for the ride backs pushed against the wall and hands protectively raised before their facesYeah i m in room 1205 I accidentally ordered a movie Can you take it off the billCertainly sirOver to the movie console to cancel porn name removed because it might offend someone but it made me laugh hard two minutes and seven seconds into playback I guess the opening credits were sufficientWorry not The systems have changed and we can no longer see the movie titles I mean we know that the new releases cost 1295 and the sexual releases cost 1495 We just no longer have access to your specific fetishes Not that we judge you LIEThere were celebrity antics aplenty We had a few working class celebrities nice guys like Tony Danza who stuck it out because the bellmen here weren t afraid to scream Ayo Toneee when he would swagger into the lobby and you could tell Danza loved that shitTips You want tips Here s one Don t drink from the in room glasses Certainly not all but some of them were using furniture polish on the drinking glasses Keeping those glasses clean looking was also part of the job Do you see any dish soap on a housekeeping cart So the next time you put a little tap water into the minibar glass and wonder to yourself why it has a pleasant lemon aftertaste that s because you just took a shot of PledgeI liked how each new story sort of came with its own built in tip for how to get what you want during your hotel stay The glossaries at the end were also priceless Loved this book and loved the PoV Good luck in your future endeavors Mr Author Don t forget where you came from Tommy I never have Valet 4 Life motherfuckersThis book was provided from the publisher through Edelweiss in exchange for an honest review We Love Glenda So Much and A Change of Light philosophy degree and a singular lack of career direction he became a valet Wenn Kinder trotzen parker for a large luxury hotel in New Orleans Yet rising fast through the ranks he ended up working in “hospitality” for than a decade doing everything from supervising the housekeeping department to manning the front desk at an upscale Manhattan hotel He’s checked you in checked you out separated your white CC Программирование на языке высокого уровня panties from the white bed sheets Dead Letter parked your car tasted your room service meals cleaned your toilet denied you a late checkout given. Hotels have no thirteenth floor hence I have no thirteenth chapter I m guessing there s at least one A World of Ideas Conversations With Thoughtful Men and Women About American Life Today and the Ideas Shaping Our Future person who s reading this review that has never noticed most hotel elevators don t have a button for floor number 13 Dear Author I had fun reading your book than I have had reading memoirs from actual comedians A trashy errr classy girl like me really vibes on your kind of humor Please ignore the fact that I just reviewed a book for being too brash and crude You sir are nothing of the sort Your specific brand of humor may be too much for some but I was dying over here in my little reading zone Dying in a good way that is I d say we should hang out but you want cash not nipple slips Dammit I m kind of short on cash at the momentTalk about a great voice Everything was told like it happened and if there were embellishments we ll never know I appreciate that Hell to the yes this book was funny in the sort of way that only guys who have gone through crap and have come out on the other side can be And don t forget helpful Helpful funny good deal What exactly is Head in Bedwhoops I meant Heads in Beds aboutThis is an irreverent look at what exactly goes on behind the scenes in the hotel industry And boy does stuff go on I found bondage gear still attached to the towel holder that had been ripped out of the wall the Brief an den Vater prisoner escaped I suppose wandering the hallways in a ball gagI ve seen footage of close Zu Den Platonischen Gleichnissen packed fistfights in a rising elevator incredibly confined and extremely interesting to watch especially if there are unrelated Once in Kazakhstan The Snow Leopard Emerges people along for the ride backs In guten Kreisen pushed against the wall and hands Serafina and the Black Cloak protectively raised before their facesYeah i m in room 1205 I accidentally ordered a movie Can you take it off the billCertainly sirOver to the movie console to cancel Artemis Fowl porn name removed because it might offend someone but it made me laugh hard two minutes and seven seconds into La esfinge maragata playback I guess the opening credits were sufficientWorry not The systems have changed and we can no longer see the movie titles I mean we know that the new releases cost 1295 and the sexual releases cost 1495 We just no longer have access to your specific fetishes Not that we judge you LIEThere were celebrity antics aplenty We had a few working class celebrities nice guys like Tony Danza who stuck it out because the bellmen here weren t afraid to scream Ayo Toneee when he would swagger into the lobby and you could tell Danza loved that shitTips You want tips Here s one Don t drink from the in room glasses Certainly not all but some of them were using furniture The Inklings CS Lewis JRR Tolkien Charles Williams and Their Friends polish on the drinking glasses Keeping those glasses clean looking was also The Collected Stories of Stefan Zweig part of the job Do you see any dish soap on a housekeeping cart So the next time you Spectrum 21 put a little tap water into the minibar glass and wonder to yourself why it has a Zanboomer pleasant lemon aftertaste that s because you just took a shot of PledgeI liked how each new story sort of came with its own built in tip for how to get what you want during your hotel stay The glossaries at the end were also Vögeln ist schön priceless Loved this book and loved the PoV Good luck in your future endeavors Mr Author Don t forget where you came from Tommy I never have Valet 4 Life motherfuckersThis book was The Relativity of Wrong provided from the Die Dämonenbraut publisher through Edelweiss in exchange for an honest review

Jacob Tomsky ☆ 9 SUMMARY

SUMMARY Heads in Beds A Reckless Memoir of Hotels Hustles and So Called Hospitality ´ E-book, or Kindle E-pub You a wake up call eaten MM's out of your minibar laughed at your jokes and taken your money In Heads in Beds he pulls back the curtain to expose the crazy and compelling reality of a multi billion dollar industry we think we know Heads in Beds is a funny authentic and irreverent chronicle of the highs and lows of hotel life told by a keenly observant insider who’s seen it all Prepare to be amused shocked and amazed as he spills the unwritten code of the bellhops the antics that go on in the valet parking garage the housekeeping department’s dirty little secrets not to mention the shameless activities of the guests who are rarely on their best behavior Prepare to be moved too by his candor about what it’s like to toil in a highly demanding service industry at the luxury level. With Heads in Beds A Reckless Memoir of Hotels Hustles and So Called Hospitality something unprecedented has happened in the publishing industry they published a book by wait for it a good writer gasp I know I m as shocked as you are really While Heads in Beds is being marketed as Kitchen Confidential with a hotel slant there s a marked difference between the two books Anthony Bourdain is a cocky chef who also happens to know how to open a Word Doc on a PC and thus gets his half decent memoirs published Jacob Tomsky on the other hand Goddamn this kid can write Don t believe me Have a look for yourself When describing his asshole manager Tomsky writes that when his supervisor spoke it sounded as if his tongue were too swollen for his mouth the words wet like a flopping fish Pen mightier than the sword and all that And if you can find me a passage anywhere that perfectly describes the ambivalence of living in New York City I ll buy you a Coke I couldn t help but think back to New Orleans Hadn t I been happier there I was a nicer person there right How come I d even stayed this long in New York I might have already left the city but in a way New York put a hex on me The gravity is so strong here that center of the world feeling it made leaving the city unfathomable I feel you bro And then there is his description of New Orleans during Mardi Gras which is nothing short of poetry I sat down watching the evening sun bleed from the streets the city shifting into night when it truly became New Orleans the music the constant festival the smell of late evening dinners pouring out layering the beer soaked streets prostitutes clubs with DJs rowdy gay bars dirty strip clubs the insane out for a walk college students vomiting in trash cans daiuiri bars lit up like supermarkets washing machine sized mixers built into the wallslone trumpet players grown women crying clawing at men in suits portrait painters jazz music pressing up against rock and roll cover bands murderers scam artists hippies selling anything magic shows and people on unicycles flying cockroaches the size of pocket rockets men in drag the affluent the beggars the forgotten and the soft spring air pregnant with every scent created by such a town Whoa Hey Norton people are you reading Anthologize this shit alreadyAnd don t worry Despite the good writing and many references to classical philosophy and literature and those references are correct by the way which in itself is surprising given that publishers crank out any old crap without bothering to check Cliff s Notes for accuracy the book is hilarious think of me when you get to the section about Room 212 and is bound to inspire a maniacal laugh or two The hotel info Just an added bonus All of Tomsky s tactics are likely to score you upgrades and free alcohol the next time you stay in a hotel Sweet Hmmm let s see Exceptionally good writing humorous and useful Know what I call that Un put down able I know I still can t believe it KICKED ASS

  • Hardcover
  • 247
  • Heads in Beds A Reckless Memoir of Hotels Hustles and So Called Hospitality
  • Jacob Tomsky
  • English
  • 22 October 2020
  • 9780385535632

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    PDF/EPUB Heads in Beds A Reckless Memoir of Hotels Hustles and So Called Hospitality In this Age of Memoir I guess we were due for one by a hotel clerk Jacob Tomsky's book focuses on his experiences working at two hotels a luxury one in New Orleans and a Midtown one in New York All names have been

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    CHARACTERS ã E-book, or Kindle E-pub ☆ Jacob Tomsky Jacob Tomsky ☆ 9 SUMMARY FREE DOWNLOAD Heads in Beds A Reckless Memoir of Hotels Hustles and So Called Hospitality I'll start with what I liked about this book As I would say to anyone who seems angry or upset with me in this case it seems the author is in general pretty upset with guests I appreciate the candor In the author's words Boom That's itWhat I don't appreciate and this list is longer1 Thanks for trying to tell me how to game the system and essentially steal and cheat No interest thanks though2 It seems the author is bipolar In par

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